Praise for the DZ Oscar Pool

"The most reputable and prestigious pool on the East Coast." Rob Schneider
"The $1 entrance fee doesn't interfere with my alimony payments." Mickey Rooney
"If I had just f*cking picked myself, I would've won." Marcia Gay Harden, 2001

E-mail forgetitjake@gmail.com to request a ballot for the 9th Annual DZ Oscar Pool.