This is infinitely more constructive than feeding your accomplice into a woodchipper

PopWatch, Movie City News and JMR have been all over this, of course, but I feel the need to link for posterity. Please, cave to VW's genius marketing strategy and watch all three commercials. Peter "Fargo" Stormare seems to be channeling Dr. Evil, Nihilist #1 and both Frankenstein and his monster. Oh snap!

Tomorrow: Final Oscar picks, prognostications, invectives, etc.